Friday, August 20, 2010

Get a (Bath)room Already

I have a reputation for being dramatic. It's true. That's fine. So a few weeks ago, when I said, "Wayne is always talking about poop!", my friend Chris said, "You're exaggerating Crystal."

Well.... Weezy fans, here is a list of the ones I can think of... and I'm not a Wayne fan, so the fact that I know this many is alarming to say the least:
1. Kanye West feat. Lil Wayne - See You In My Nightmares
You think your ish don't stink, but you are Mrs. P.U. - Wayne
2. Lil Wayne - We Be Steady Mobbing
Got ten bathrooms; I can shit all day. - Wayne
3. Birdman feat Li l wayne - For my Town
Man I'm the shit and ya'll janitors. - Wayne
4. Shawty Lo feat Lil Wayne - Dey Know Remix
My flow crazy and I ain't too sane; But I am the shit, and they just poop stains. - Wayne.
5. Lil Wayne - My Weezy
My Stomach hurt; my shit is dropping real soon - Wayne
6. Lil Wayne - Money on My Mind
Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit. - Wayne
7. DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood feat Lil Wayne
i be shitting on you boys; I need an Alka Seltzer Sandwich - Wayne
8. Lil Wayne - Lollipop Remix
I flushed out the feeling of me being the shit, cuz I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit. - Wayne
9. Young Jeezy - I'm Going In Remix
Hello mother effer, hey hi how ya dern? It’s Weezy F. Baby, come to take a shit and urine on the toilet bowl. - Wayne